To a Tee.

Every now and then, I go out and do a little research in the field.

As Thornton Wilder put it, “There’s nothing like eavesdropping to show you that the world outside your head is different from the world inside your head.”

I’m always pleased with the discovery.

The conversation, surrounding the not-so-simple T-shirt, in various high-to-higher-end stores to ridiculous-end stores, went like this:

“My Yorkie couldn’t fit into this.”

“Great cut. You’d think they’d make it in short sleeves.”

“Would it be too much to expect it in navy?”

“Did you see the price on this?”

“Hmm. Now this is perfect.”

The New Perfect T-Shirts (No. 6523). Soft cotton and a little stretchy stuff to keep you looking neat. Rounded neck with quarter-inch trim. Slightly fitted (not boxy). Fits the way you want a T-shirt to. Imported.